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May 21 2018

groverarms:

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

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logismoi:

Julian Dennison is out here preaching about the importance of body diversity and representation in the media and I’m honestly so here for it. 

Deadpool is a quirky universe, which is all about being outside of the box, unlike a normal superhero film,” he says, adding that he’s always been confident and comfortable with his body image. “For me, personally, it’s really cool to play someone who other people can finally look at it and see that a bigger person can portray this awesome character.” [x]

May 20 2018

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iwishiwasafairy:

Bondegården

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vastderp:

jumpingjacktrash:

bossubossupromode:

s-p-giffy:

bunjywunjy:

setheverman:

4gifs:

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

IT GOT BETTER!!!

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

!!!

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dynastylnoire:

godtiercomplex:

My young cousin, AALIYAH “LEELEE” LUCAS, who is 14 years old has been missing from her family home in Phoenix, Arizona since midnight on May 18th, 2018. 

We are offering a cash reward for information leading up to her safe return/whereabouts. 

Aaliyah was last seen wearing a purple jacket, jeans, and a black and white jumper. She did not take her phone. 

If you have any information please call her mother LaToya at 314-261-8780. 

We just want her home safely. 

We love you, LeeLee, and we always will.

(Image description summary: 4 posters that repeat exactly what I just typed but also includes Anetra (my mom’s) email worksofartpr@yahoo.com for folks to email in with information as well) 

Twitter link

Sammya 

12:36 am eastern time. May 19th 2018

lesbianrey:

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

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zzzze:

MASAHISA FUKASE
Yoko, 1980
Vintage gelatin silver print.

wholesome-memes-only:

Today while I was on campus I passed a girl who had clearly just pulled an all nighter. Messy hair, socks and sandals, pajama pants, the complete look, and she was talking to herself under her breath. All I heard her say was “okay bitch. You’re fine. You’re gonna go home, eat some cake, and take a nap. It’s over now” And honestly?? Same. You go girl

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cannibalcoalition:

babybigsoprano:

sophie-abc:

Swamp in a boulder

not sure whether to comment “that is a nice boulder” or “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP” because honestly both apply in this situation

THE BOULDER IS CONFLICTED. 

armieggedon:

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

LEST WE FORGET

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currentsinbiology:

Cross your fingers!

A Pregnant Rhino In California Could Save A Related Subspecies 

There may be hope for the nearly extinct northern white rhino yet, thanks to the pregnancy of a closely related subspecies.

“Victoria,” a southern white rhino in California, was impregnated through artificial insemination, researchers announced on Thursday.

“It’s very exciting because this is our first pregnant rhino from artificial insemination here at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park,” Barbara Durrant, director of reproductive sciences at the San Diego Zoo Institute for Conservation Research, told NPR.

The embryo is almost 2 months old and will develop for about 14 more months. It measures just a little over an inch — about the length of a double-A battery, reported NPR affiliate KPBS.

An ultrasound of Victoria shows a 2-month-old embryo. Tammy Spratt/AP

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fisnikjasharii:

original book dedications

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le-mouton-noir:

Black Panther Gag Reel😂

Black Panther (2018), dir. Ryan Coogler

acelaurens:

transboyvagabond:

marisatomay:

disarrayed-embodiment:

marisatomay:

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

The past tense is Y O T E you half-eaten potato

yote is the narrative past while yeeten is the present perfect come back when you’ve thought through your verb conjugations

Yeet is an exclamation not a verb please stop trying to conjugate it

looks like someone is asking to be yeeten

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eliciaforever:

sirikenobi167:

camillabech:

gahdamnpunk:

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

Anyone know any of the names of these individual’s groups? I love metal music and I’m always looking for new bands to listen to.

Wrust is my fave. Overthrust, Gunsmoke, and Demon are also good. 

PS in Botswana metal heads are called Marok, and lady metalheads call themselves Queens and give themselves badass nicknames like Phoenix Death Serpent.

melissavercos:

Me, on Earth:

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captainmarvels:

You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.

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escapekit:

Australian Salt

Germany-based photographer Kevin Krautgartner has captured the beauty of salt evaporation ponds, also called salterns. They are shallow artificial ponds designed to extract salts from sea water. To make it’s sea salt, many companies in Australia are using a method called “solar evaporation”. Solar salt is produced by the action of sun and wind on seawater in large ponds. The seawater evaporates in successive ponds until the seawater is fully concentrated and the salt then crystallizes on the floor of the pond. Due to variable algal concentrations, vivid colours, from bright blue to deep red, are created in the evaporation ponds. The colour indicates the salinity of the ponds.

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